Suggested Retail $18.00 YOUR Price $16.00 Sale Price: $16.00
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Suggested Retail $18.00 YOUR Price $16.00 Sale Price: $16.00
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Suggested Retail $18.00 YOUR Price $16.00 Sale Price: $16.00
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Suggested Retail $18.00 YOUR Price $16.00 Sale Price: $16.00
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Chardonnay is the most popular wine in the US
of A. But for a damn good reason. Bright golden color like swaying amber
waves. Notes of the fruited planes on the palate and a bold finish.
Whether enjoying in the alabaster cities or on the purple mountains
majesties this wine won’t let you down. So pull yourself up by your
bootstraps and celebrate ‘Merica the best way we know how: by consuming
awesome products from other countries at a great price. Thank you and
God Bless.
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This wine is drop dead gorgeous, amusing, and
with a bite. Megan Fox and Sarah Silverman slapboxing on the beach...
nude. A stretched metaphor? Maybe. An awesome wine? Definitely. Sauv
Blanc will seduce your tongue with its beautiful, juicy flavor and then
finish you off with a crisp citrus kick. Made to sip pre-dinner while
prepping or pair with just about any fish or chicken dish you care for.
Make sure you chill but not too cold: she’s no ice queen.
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Dr. Who’s sonic screwdriver has nothing on this
Pinot: No matter the tight, multi-dimensional situation you get
yourself into this wine is ready for it. Be it red meat, salmon, or just
sipping on its own outside your TARDIS on some planet where the sun is
always setting. This is a wine that’s ever helpful and having one in
your back pocket will ensure that no Daleks get the drop on you.
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This would be the wine Randy “Macho Man” Savage
(RIP... off his shirt) would drink. At first you might be taken in by
the dark ruby color and medium body… But then OOHH YEEAAAHH bold and
spicy tannins body slam your tongue clean ready for your next sip. This
is a wine made to tag team your taste buds with a delicious burger or
Spiced Meat Product™ (hint: you snap into it). So get grilling! Just
don’t forget to pour out one for the Macho Man.
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